10 Funny Sayings About Work

April’s humorous post 101 funny answers to interview questions was so popular that we went through May without our usual monthly light-hearted post but we change that today by looking at 10 funny sayings about work to help brighten up your day.

1. There might be no I in TEAM but upon closer scrutiny you will see a ME.

2. Never get done today what might become somebody else’s responsibility tomorrow.

3. If you have kept calm while those around you panicked then it seems the severity of the situation has yet to hit you.

4. The secret to success is to know who around you to blame should things not go according as planned.

5. Teamwork is crucial, without that you don’t have the option of blaming someone else.

6. Owning up to a mistake might be good for your soul but tends to be not so good for your career.

7. I pretend to work the appropriate amount, they pretend to pay me appropriately.

8. Don’t come to work and complain about traffic, once you arrive at work the only thing worth complaining about is the job itself.

9. Meetings are perfect examples of how smoothly an office can run when the boss is unable to intervene.

10. He who smiles during a crisis has usually got a scapegoat to offset the blame.

If you enjoyed this post then you may also enjoy 10 funny quotes about work which we featured in an earlier post, next week we are back to the business of helping you improve your quest for job success by looking at how to manage your nerves before a job interview.

　

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