10 Things You Would Love To Say To Your Boss But Can’t.

We finish February with our once a month fun post, rather than our regular formal posts providing interview tips and advice on such topics as how to write cover-letters that help you become a more employable candidate. Having a sense of humor is important, irrespective of the economic conditions that surround us, so following up on last month’s post 5 previous jobs of the rich and famous today we take a humorous look at 10 things you would love to say to your boss but can’t, primarily because you need to keep your job of course.

 1. Come in at the weekend? You must be joking, you are lucky to have me from Monday to Friday as it is.

 2. You’re going to need someone to cover for me I’m heading home early today to go for a few drinks with my mates.

 3. Shall I run over to the store and get you some breath mints?

 4. How about when it suits me? Does when it suits me work well for you?

 5. Don’t bother giving me a deadline, we both know I’ll have it done when I’m good and ready.

 6. Is your train of thought shut down for repairs?

 7. I’m not sure what you are trying to say but either way I will treat it with the same meandering indifference as I do all your ideas.

 8. I have a job interview in the morning so expect me when you see me.

 9. Yeah, it ain’t gonna happen boss, I forgot all about it.

10. How about you get the coffee for a change. 

Hopefully that provided you with a smile, next week we return to serious business with a post on how to sell yourself during a job interview, in the meantime no matter how tempted you are, make sure you don’t say any of those lines to your boss or you may find yourself looking for a new job sooner rather than later.

Filed under: Work humor

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