Top 10 Funny Quotes About Work.

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 am

Top 10 Funny Quotes About Work

Funny work quotes provide a welcome diversion from our regular posts on interview tips and career advice, there have been many quotes from famous individuals about the trials and tribulations of work. Here is a selection of my favorite quotations, try reading them without raising a smile.　

1. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one”. Oscar Wilde

2. “Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance” Edgar Bergen

3. “I always arrive late to the office but make up for it by always leaving early.” Charles Lamb

4. “Nobody notices what I do..until I don’t do it.” Quote seen on coffee mugs.

5. “It’s amazing how much you can accomplish when it doesn’t matter who gets the credit.” Harry S. Truman

6. “I like work it fascinates me I can sit and look at it for hours” Jerome K. Jerome

7. “Many people quit looking for work, once they find a job.” Author unknown

8. “People are still willing to do an honest days work, trouble is they want a weeks pay for doing it.” Joey Adams

9. “If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?” Author unknown

10. ”The difference between a job and a career is the difference between 40 and 60 hours a week.” Henry Ford

If you enjoyed these funny work quotes then you may enjoy a previous post on funny job interview answers, next week we get back to business with a look at 5 common interview mistakes and ways to avoid them.